Triplets

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   A woman is pregnant with triplets. Two girls and 1 boy. One day she was shopping but got mugged and shot in the belly three time. Luckily she got to the hospital in time and she and her children were fine.

13 years later...

One of the girls came to her mom and said, "Hey mom mom, guess what?"
"What?"
"I pissed out a bullet."
So the mother explained to her what had happened 13 years ago.

Another girl came to her mom and ask the same question, "Hey mom mom, guess what?"
"What?"
"I found a bullet in my tampon."
So the mother explained to her what had happened 13 years ago.

Finally, the boy comes to her mom and asks, "Hey mom mom, guess what?"
"What?"
"I was jacking off and I shot the dog."

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	A woman is pregnant with triplets. Two girls and 1 boy. One day she was shopping but got mugged and shot in the belly three time. Luckily she got to the hospital in time and she and her children were fine. 13 years later... One of the girls came to her mom and said, "Hey mom mom, guess what?" "What?" "I pissed out a bullet." So the mother explained to her what had happened 13 years ago. Another girl came to her mom and ask the same question, "Hey mom mom, guess what?" "What?" "I found a bullet in my tampon." So the mother explained to her what had happened 13 years ago. Finally, the boy comes to her mom and asks, "Hey mom mom, guess what?" "What?" "I was jacking off and I shot the dog."