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    Posted: 24 Mar 2009 at 9:15am

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.                

 

The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?"

 

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.

 

So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

 

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy said, "Yes she did."

 

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. 

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  Quote BumbleBee Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Mar 2009 at 6:27pm
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  Quote Kram Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Oct 2009 at 1:56am
Thats a good 1
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  Quote olla86 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Nov 2009 at 10:17am
LOL!!! Great!!
I have this one:
Before marriage:

She : Hi
He : Oh, I've been waiting this ...
She : You want me to go ?
He : no, Not at all
She : do you love me ?
He : of course, big time
She : you picked the wrong woman ??
He : no, why do you say that ?
She : you wanna kiss me ?
He : every time I see you !!
She : you wanna slap me ??
He : are you crazy ? never
She : can I trust you ?
He : yes
She : My love
...
after marriage
Read the same text upwards ...




Edited by olla86 - 03 Nov 2009 at 10:19am
Books and free clipart should be few but good.
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